‘Itch is a Bitch’ Balm

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ITCH IS A BITCH – SOOTHING BALM

Comforting care for vulval irritation and flare-ups

When things downstairs turn scratchy, stingy or downright unbearable, this is the balm you’ll want within arm’s reach. This balm is formulated with skin-loving herbs traditionally used to calm irritation and support comfort during episodes of dryness, itching or imbalance.

Infused with plantain and calendula oils, and blended with lavender and thyme essential oils, this balm offers gentle, topical support without harsh additives or disrupting your natural ecosystem.

Keep it in your bathroom cabinet – or tuck it in the fridge for deliciously cooling relief when things get especially spicy.

What’s inside

Plantain (Plantago spp.)
Long used for soothing hot, irritated or inflamed skin.

Calendula (Calendula officinalis)
A nurturing herb traditionally loved for calming and supporting natural tissue repair.

Lavender & Thyme essential oils
Aromatic botanicals known for their comforting and cleansing qualities.

Olive oil, shea butter & beeswax
Nourishing bases that melt into the skin and provide a breathable protective layer.

Who it may be helpful for

• Vulval irritation or itchiness
• Thrush-prone moments
• Heat, chafing or discomfort from clothing, sex or sweating
• Anyone wanting a gentle plant-based option to support comfort

How to use

Apply to clean external vulval skin as often as needed.
For an added chill, store in the fridge.

Notes & Safety

• External use only
• Not suitable during pregnancy
• Discontinue if irritation occurs or symptoms persist
• Store cool and out of direct sunlight

Available in 30 ml and 60 ml pots.

ITCH IS A BITCH – SOOTHING BALM

Comforting care for vulval irritation and flare-ups

When things downstairs turn scratchy, stingy or downright unbearable, this is the balm you’ll want within arm’s reach. This balm is formulated with skin-loving herbs traditionally used to calm irritation and support comfort during episodes of dryness, itching or imbalance.

Infused with plantain and calendula oils, and blended with lavender and thyme essential oils, this balm offers gentle, topical support without harsh additives or disrupting your natural ecosystem.

Keep it in your bathroom cabinet – or tuck it in the fridge for deliciously cooling relief when things get especially spicy.

What’s inside

Plantain (Plantago spp.)
Long used for soothing hot, irritated or inflamed skin.

Calendula (Calendula officinalis)
A nurturing herb traditionally loved for calming and supporting natural tissue repair.

Lavender & Thyme essential oils
Aromatic botanicals known for their comforting and cleansing qualities.

Olive oil, shea butter & beeswax
Nourishing bases that melt into the skin and provide a breathable protective layer.

Who it may be helpful for

• Vulval irritation or itchiness
• Thrush-prone moments
• Heat, chafing or discomfort from clothing, sex or sweating
• Anyone wanting a gentle plant-based option to support comfort

How to use

Apply to clean external vulval skin as often as needed.
For an added chill, store in the fridge.

Notes & Safety

• External use only
• Not suitable during pregnancy
• Discontinue if irritation occurs or symptoms persist
• Store cool and out of direct sunlight

Available in 30 ml and 60 ml pots.

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