PMS – A special report

Period Mother-fuckery Shitfit is well known term for the epidemic that blights most females across the globe.

It is pandemic in our society, and women with this condition must be handled with care. They are quite frankly a ticking time bomb of huge proportions, and those that have been caught in a PMS attack have reported it to be savage, traumatising and quite unfair.

It seems most victims are side blinded by an attack when asking, ‘has anyone seen my keys?’ or ‘has my PE kit been washed?’ Reports say it’s very difficult to predict when and if it may occur, but when it does you wish you hadn’t asked.

Some tests have been carried out on the females affected. So far it seems some of the findings suggest not listening to your body, putting yourself last on the priority list and eating shit food and real areas of concern.

Those that suffer with the condition report symptoms such as, murderous thoughts about your postman, clothes shrinking in the wardrobe, the onset of tears trying to seal an envelope and having 15 chunky kitkats in an afternoon.


Pre-Menstrual Syndrome makes for a great joke, unless you are living it every day of every month of every year. Then it really is a living nightmare.

I hear these phrases a lot

‘I’m at the end of my rope’.
‘I don’t know how much more I can take’.
‘Will this ever end?’
‘Am I going mad?’
‘I hate my life’.
‘I hate my body’.
‘I hate my periods’.

I work with women to help them get back in rhythm with their cycle, I work with women who haven’t found anyone else who will listen or take them seriously. I work with women because I know my knowledge makes a difference to their health and wellbeing. I work with women because this shit is important. You are important.

If you want to know a better way to deal with your periods and cycle, if you want to come away with tools that can be implemented into your life straight away. If you want to feel better, healthier and back in control of your flow. If you have PMS, irregular periods, Endometriosis, PCOS, Fibroids, curious about period health then join me and get back in control of your periods.

The Hormonal Health Workshop is designed for you.

Be the change you want to see in yourself, take the step, this stuff matters, you matter.

Hormonal Health Workshop

10th May 2017 10am-4pm


Email me [email protected] for more details